michael bay has TWO movies in the criterion collection

"Cinema is a matter of what's in the frame and what's out." - Martin Scorsese


“There is no end. There is no beginning. There is only the passion of life.” - Federico Fellini


"I did it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on) so you can take that cookie and stick it up your yeah!" - Fred Durst


http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-ca-durst24-2008aug24,0,1615437.story


this is getting ridiculous. flip that stupid "oh i'm now an auteur" hat backwards, slap a new era sticker on it, and stick your middle finger in the air like the old fred durst.

eve of the junction

dear rick ross,

rhyming "financial aid" with "financial aid" & "moms" with "moms" all within 7 lines is far worse than covering up your former life as a prison guard.

so sinceriously,

pablo.



just because you put snoop in every music video doesn't mean i'll look past

arbeh

Let's say you're a locust thousands of years ago. You just got done eating the Egyptian's crops, leaving them no food for harvest, while at the same time leaving the Israeli crops unharmed. You're doing the Lord's work. The 8th plague.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosher_locust

Then the Jews come up with a technicality like Kosher Locust just because they're sick of eating that manna shit.



I'd be pissed off too.

oh shi

If I'm Sam Jackson, tomorrow I'm doing everything on my bucket list.

you never go full retard

Haha! Good one, Joe. You have your hands full on who to start! That's pretty funny.



When I was manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers... instead of starting both 25 year old outfielders who are hitting home runs in double figures and are a good season away from being perenial All-Stars... I would sit around drawing pictures of dicks.



.... What?

roc be runnin this film shit

I think it's safe to say that 8 years ago most people would pick the one with cheekbones to be far more successful than the fat, ugly Jew.

How it went the other way is a mystery. I'm hoping the Large Hadron Collider finds the answer to this in between smashing atoms, opening black holes, and destroying the universe.



oh talent, comedic timing, and a good ear for dialogue.

too easy

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/5922893.html



Because Daniel Stern deserves to work more often.